the pace is on a runaway train

The Food Motivation series between Rineysoft and Science of Discontent continues. Round 1 started with Battle Mustard Sammich, a categorically harrowing experience; but then I fired back by proposing, and winning, Battle Toaster Scramble. See Rachel fight valiantly against maybe the worst thing to come out of a toaster ever here:

I’m not sure which part is my favorite:

  • “This seems awfully complicated for a piece of shit pastry.”
  • Jean-Luc the cat’s laser-like focus on said pastry
  • “I am your doom”

But it’s all awesome. I am so in fear of what’s in store for me in Round 2.

6 thoughts on “the pace is on a runaway train

  1. Wasn’t PB+K the original, before the PB+Mustard idea was floated? It really doesn’t sound that bad. (I really shouldn’t be saying this.)

    -r

  2. I distinctly remember my apartmentwarming party some years ago, wherein I polished off a bottle of the stuff, then went downtown for a concert. And by “distinctly”, I mean “fuzzily”.

    It tastes pretty good to my slightly rednecky palate. It’s like boozy Kool-Aid, if you keep it good and iced down. Now the hangover is a bitch if you drink too much of it… But it’s pretty dang good in moderation.

  3. I HAD AN IDEA!

    BEER FLOATS!

    instead of rootbear float.

    disgusting eh?

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