The Food Motivation series between Rineysoft and Science of Discontent continues. Round 1 started with Battle Mustard Sammich, a categorically harrowing experience; but then I fired back by proposing, and winning, Battle Toaster Scramble. See Rachel fight valiantly against maybe the worst thing to come out of a toaster ever here:
I’m not sure which part is my favorite:
- “This seems awfully complicated for a piece of shit pastry.”
- Jean-Luc the cat’s laser-like focus on said pastry
- “I am your doom”
But it’s all awesome. I am so in fear of what’s in store for me in Round 2.






Well, my cousins comment over at my blog should provide clues!
Wasn’t PB+K the original, before the PB+Mustard idea was floated? It really doesn’t sound that bad. (I really shouldn’t be saying this.)
-r
er, mustard and jelly, that is. Can’t type, or else I’ve repressed the memory already.
i’m still thinking that strawberry hill challenge is a good punishment!
I distinctly remember my apartmentwarming party some years ago, wherein I polished off a bottle of the stuff, then went downtown for a concert. And by “distinctly”, I mean “fuzzily”.
It tastes pretty good to my slightly rednecky palate. It’s like boozy Kool-Aid, if you keep it good and iced down. Now the hangover is a bitch if you drink too much of it… But it’s pretty dang good in moderation.
I HAD AN IDEA!
BEER FLOATS!
instead of rootbear float.
disgusting eh?