The Food Motivation series between Rineysoft and Science of Discontent continues. Round 1 started with Battle Mustard Sammich, a categorically harrowing experience; but then I fired back by proposing, and winning, Battle Toaster Scramble. See Rachel fight valiantly against maybe the worst thing to come out of a toaster ever here:

I’m not sure which part is my favorite:

• “This seems awfully complicated for a piece of shit pastry.”
• Jean-Luc the cat’s laser-like focus on said pastry
• “I am your doom”

But it’s all awesome. I am so in fear of what’s in store for me in Round 2.