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John And The Stale Twizzlers Stats
| Formed: |
29th June 2005 |
| Split: |
15th July 2010 |
| Best Album: |
‘Repaying Unspeak Teamwork’ 7/10 in the NME |
| Best Single: |
‘Dishonor Mabe Caroling Snapweed Goannas Queridas’ 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 4th October 2005.) |
| Records Sold: |
1,385,561 in total (761,652 albums, 623,909 singles). |
| Reputation: |
Indie |
| Groupies: |
mysticmoose recently won a contract with a blue conglomerate to market marital aids towards the over 60′s market. |
| Other |
John And The Stale Twizzlers were denied access to perform ‘Milkily Jackpots Boxcar’ on BBC1′s Top of the Pops in case it sparked a riot. It really was that bad |
John And The Stale Twizzlers Member Profiles
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 rin3y
rin3y’s deadpan vocal delivery is reverred by most of the bands hardcore fans but is acknowledged by very few in the musical industry.
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 nogbogfrog
Although prone to the odd bum note onstage, nogbogfrog more than compensates for this through their cool temprament and professionalism. |
 newki
Aggressive, passionate and erratic. Three words which sum up newki as a whole. |
 serv_villain
Throughout John And The Stale Twizzlers’s’ career serv_villain has been all to willing to fade into the background and let nogbogfrog and rin3y take charge of the band’s image. Because of this it is easy to overlook the drummer’s positive contribution to the band. |
 mc_hambone
mc_hambone posseses a wealth of potential but rans the risk of never actualising it. They seem to spend more time in the tabloids with their latest criminal offence spread across the pages than at the keyboard practicing. |
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Single Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 20 |
Neon |
Jul 2005 |
| 15 |
Finbacks Drinks Theocrat Lavender Clozes |
Aug 2005 |
| 5 |
Dishonor Mabe Caroling Snapweed Goannas Queridas |
Oct 2005 |
| 1 |
Cycloses Kyat Sustain Kopje Consular Doll |
Jan 2007 |
| 10 |
Milkily Jackpots Boxcar |
Mar 2007 |
| 6 |
Photic Natal Swims Thawless Parget |
May 2007 |
| 18 |
Worn Rehabber Xi Honied Kashruth Relets |
Oct 2008 |
| 12 |
Stuiver |
Dec 2008 |
| 9 |
Showcase Dextrin Cord Disgust Utopians |
Feb 2009 |
| 3 |
Taproom Greylag Smilax |
Apr 2009 |
Album Releases
| # |
Title |
Date |
| 34 |
Speel Spadille Callable Clowder Tumults Zowie |
Jun 2005 |
| 2 |
Repaying Unspeak Teamwork |
Dec 2006 |
| 13 |
Zymoses Bheesty Lutes Stated |
Aug 2008 |
northern ireland’s worst
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