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Status: In Transit – On Time
Scheduled Delivery: May 18, 2005
Shipped to: LADSON, SC, US
Shipped or Billed on: May 16, 2005
Tracking Number: 1Z 1A7 15V 03 8507 169 5
Service Type: GROUND
Weight: 29.80 Lbs
Note: Your package is in the UPS system and is on time with a scheduled delivery date of May 18, 2005.